The 3 AM pager alert. Slack channels exploding. A single, dreaded message cascades through the organization: “We’re seeing issues with us-east-1.” It’s the outage that every seasoned engineer knows is not a matter of if, but when. I’ve walked into companies where their entire multi-million dollar operation was pinned to a single AWS availability zone,…
I’ve walked into more than one “secure” startup only to find their crown jewels—the production database—exposed to the world with a publicly_accessible = true flag. The engineers usually give me the same line: “Don’t worry, the security group is locked down to our office IP.” That’s not security; it’s a landmine waiting for one compromised…
Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re using the :latest tag for container images in any environment beyond your local laptop, you’re committing professional negligence. I’ve walked into too many “production is down” emergencies where the root cause wasn’t a bug, but a completely untraceable deployment process built on this flimsy foundation. It’s the equivalent…
The command is burned into the memory of every cloud engineer: ssh -i key.pem [email protected]. It’s the classic digital key to the kingdom—the bastion host sitting in a public subnet, bravely facing the internet with port 22 open. I’ve walked into countless environments where this was the standard operating procedure. And every single time, it’s…
Last week, I laid out a pretty prescriptive blueprint for a least-privilege IAM strategy in AWS. The feedback was exactly what I expected. It split into two camps. The first camp said, “Finally. A real-world pattern we can actually implement.” They got it. They understood that strict controls, when paired with a reliable escape hatch,…
I’ve seen it happen more times than I can count. I’ll walk into an organization using Azure, and the subscription looks like a digital Wild West. Every developer, contractor, and their dog has the Contributor role assigned at the subscription scope. Then comes the inevitable horror story: a simple script meant to clean up a…
I’ve walked into more than one new consulting gig to find the AWS account is a minefield of over-permissioned IAM users. It usually starts with a familiar, stomach-dropping story. A junior engineer, armed with PowerUserAccess, tries to terminate a test instance and accidentally nukes a production database because of a typo in a script. Or…
I’ve walked into companies mid-way through their first SOC 2 audit, and the scene is always the same: a palpable sense of panic. A senior engineer, who usually commands a fleet of Kubernetes clusters with ease, is white-knuckling a mouse, desperately trying to pull together a spreadsheet of every production EC2 instance. The auditor just…